AHL Top 10 List

@Kirito x58 you forgot the waterboys! I need to be recognized!

 

Can we get a stream of that game? @Kopitar xX

 

It's all SAINT...he just got an 8-2 victory. Crap connection game but...Win.

 

Winky and BigSave, I'm so sorry I've broken your safe spaces with my very sarcastic post. I understand my micro-aggressions were way out of line, and I'll make sure to never use chalk around either of you as well. I appologize to my fans, my team, and the league, for I have micro-aggressed. I will use this as a learning experience, and keep furthering my education on how to not be a micro-bully, learn gender-neutral pronouns, and 100% agree with everyone ever, on any topic ever, as I wish to never disagree, micro-offend, or even remotely stand for anything again. I love all my fans, and I will make on honest effort, to be a giant, humorless nu-male going forward, so I can properly do right by my fans.

Best regards,

Hippy

 

You know bullying is wrong. It's the powerful vs the powerless. It behooves you to show empathy and sympathy for your supporters in the future. I've been wronged and demand restitution. (Besides the drop in 5-1 win) I demand respect and I think I've have earned it! Damn You! My honor has been threatened as a man and a being of the Universe. I didn't form from the matter created deep inside a supernovae to be treated this way.

I'm going home!

Best regards,
THE CAPTAIN

 

I'll PM you the GIF version of my appology, because I know you can't comprehend big boy English.

 

EXACTLY!

 

Humans call it big words, elitist vocabulary...purposely trying to use complex words. Hipnotic and I call it ---Speaking ENGLISH and having a brain capable of craving higher learning. Some might say intellectual curiosty. Some might just call macro the normal stereotypical asshole that has a 3rd grade education on the internet. Hipnotic and I will never apologize for our knowledge!!! It's dat damn book lurnin again! I goin to b igno-ent my entire life. Ahh what video games have done. So with all this...we could still both beat the Piss out of you in hockey. We are what they call...The TRIPLE THREAT OF RENAISSANCE MEN. (sad thst video games is included on this list) Oh well, welcome to the 21st century. (Uh Macros, for you, that's the century we currently live in now. Give it a Google..Everyone wants to do a little googling...How about a google? Rhetorical)

 

*an

 

I enjoy wood sculpture and watching my mustache grow. GIFs...what next memes? Zzzzzzzzz. Back to real life. Try it

 

If there was a $50,000 prize for winning..maybe. The prize is just the satisfaction of winning and playing well. I enjoy playing with friends and good players... (that aren't morons). Yes..it's tough playing with friends that aren't good. Club and drop in games are for them. I'd still rather lose in club and play correctly and enjoy..them win and play with jackasses. The reason VHL/LG has rules is...because 99.9% of you are assholes (humans) and will exploit any loophole to win. (Not enough control and power in their lives) It'S All BS..I can tell you how good someone is in watching them play for 10 minutes. I can tell every flaw and solid aspect of their game. It's glaringly obvious and humans either don't realize it, don't want to correct it, buy the game to be selfish and do whatever the hell they want or don't give a crap. Take anyone here..in 10 minutes I can tell them how they play and correct it or praise it. There are a lot aspects of playing. None do everything well...some come close. My Wild Salmon is ready..enjoy

 

Jesus Winky.

 

Hmm..Erice... well...hmm. Jesus? Uh..Ted Williams. Why are we typing dead humans names from the past? Sorry...I was bored taking a shit in a restaurant.

 

Albert Einstein, Winky. Go easy on the guys.

 

Hey you wanted the full Winky in September...I (as you know) had zero desire to play in this league....I'm forced now to get CHell time to qualify. Its a pleasure to play with Kiroto's team on the chance occasion. Guys are good, hockey knowledgeable and enjoyable to joke with. (Some fixes to position awareness maybe I know who's reading this and I'll l still speak the truth. YOU wanted the FULL WINKY and I've arrived! that didn't sound right.....hmm... There is no halfway. On or off. Easy? Not, "Workin Hard!"? Ive forgotten more hockey than the the humans on here will ever know. I'm 7th row at the Islanders game and im replying here. Okay no mas on this site sign up for games and get off. (Jesus and Einstein were both?) Think about it.

-The Captain has Spoken...for the last time

 

tbt @stev u made the cut

 

ah I miss this, had @Easy Macaroni @iTransitions @APsychicTaco @PolarPandaFTW carrying me