Someone needs to make one of those "Just leave him alone' web cam videos like that gay dancer did for Britney spears! come on internets!
Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. • Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5." • Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. • Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie. • What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. • What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing. • Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. • Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time. • What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees.
Everyone wants him to speak out about it for their own curiosity. Me? I just want him to say, "its time to golf fellas" and get out there and get back to his dominant ways.
He can do that - but if he does not address the public on his personal issues - he will lose the rest of his sponsors. if he continues with his arrogant ways in dealing with the plebs - he could only get commercials for selling anti-jock itch powder or the morning after pill
The greatest golfer in the world will be able to get endorsements with no problem, in like a year max. Dude foxxed some ladies. Who cares? Obviously EVERYONE, but seriously, a guy that obviously got no lady loving in high school becomes the richest sports star in the world. OBVIOUSLY he's gonna have a lot of tappin' to do.
Woods is holding a press conference today. I say he uses the opportunity to give a shout out to the ladies.
Lol the text messages that the porn star put out today were hilarious. I can't believe she thought El Tigre loved her. One of his texts were like you you could fly out and make it here by Tuesday night and then leave Wednesday morning. Quite obvious he loved ****ing her, not loving her. This **** should quit trying to cash in on her 15 minutes, grow the **** up and realize there's a child and an innocent wife involved also. But some of the text made my respect for Tiger shoot sky high lol.
Tiger is really popular amongst males 15-35 his ratings and approval went way up. The bi*tches....... thats a different story, way way way down haha. My fav topic is defending Tiger vs 3 or 4 females. I got scratched in one of those. Tiger is a strategist right down to how he selects a mistress. A few of the arguments the females would put forth is "Would you do a porn star, and if so that is so sick you are disgusting" and I reply with, HELL F YEAH. It's the safest route you could possibly go, they get tested what? every 2 weeks?
