Check Six - Top 3ASHL Club

Alright jabronies - 3on3 in EASHL is called 3ASHL from here on out. After the patch, the game mode now forces a penalty shot on the team who takes a penalty. The mode is nearly flawless. So much fucking room for activities, so much cool shit unless you play Composure, and the skill gap is through the fucking roof. Never have I seen the shittier team squeak out a turd and win against a better team in 3ASHL after this elite penalty shot patch. Too bad those braindead gamechangers couldn't convince EA to have a 3on3 Challenge Lobby losers.

That being said - Check Six aka x6 is 25-0-1. Our dicks are black, our balls are blue, and we jizz fucking gold.

We will be the best 3ASHL team on PS4 in a mode that no one cares about and a console that will be dead in a year.

We're taking applications and tryouts and no one is allowed on the team unless they prove they're worthy. If you want to shit pump bambi legged idiots all night with me and friends while wearing the BEST FUCKING JERSEYS in the game, please apply below.

Permanent Roster:
@jonlol-
@eastons17
@lmaoBBK
@JClaus33
@Po1andsFinest
@ltz_McLovin

Mascot: @Nuge aka Nugget

@Kingbling647 is allowed to play when i'm playing FWD because of our elite chem... but he was also on the ice for our OTL so he's on probation.

Application:
Handedness:
Build(s):
Position:
What colour is your dick?
What do you order on your pizza?
Blue cheese or ranch with wings?
Amateur POV or Studio?


Invitees:
@SkillzPayBills3 - need the best of the best
@JoPz-95 - meets half the colour scheme already
@Woykiw8 can't figure out your LG name or if it exists but broheem Jopz got it.

Here are the WIP best jerseys in the game:

Shitter list:
@B-Bunny

@Kingbling647

 

Handedness: Right (Sometimes switch to left so it feels like somebody else is doing it.)

Build: 6"0 165 athletic. Abit lanky.

Position: Missionary or CowGirl. Any position that allows me to play with her boobs.

What colour is your dick: Gold

What do I order on pizza: Italian Sausage, Bacon, Red Onions

Blue Cheese or Ranch with wings: I use Franks because I'm not a pussy...

Amateur POV or Studio: POV, I like pretending that it's me......

 

Handedness: Left handed Goalie

Build: if you aren't hybrid, i dunno what you're doing

Position: back up G

What colour is your dick: white

What do I order on pizza: mushroom, bacon, grilled chicken

Blue cheese or ranch with wings? Ranch

Amateur POV or Studio: Studio

 

I'm not sure what this means but you can play

 

Shit application, but +1 for honesty and knowing a guy on the team really helps.

 

Application:
Handedness: Left on the ice and off
Build(s): Power forward I like to be in control
Position: RW also into elephant walks
What colour is your dick? I'm black from the waist down
What do you order on your pizza? Peperoni just how I like my nips
Blue cheese or ranch with wings? Blue cheese c'mon
Amateur POV or Studio? POV all the way

 

@Kingbling647 wow way to fuck up the record KB

 

Handedness: right
Build(s): 2way Jedi Tank
Position:69 on bottom so both have fun
What colour is your dick? BBC
What do you order on your pizza? Xtra Pepperoni and xtra cheese
Blue cheese or ranch with wings? Hiddin Valley Ranch
Amateur POV or Studio? Studio..all the right angles

 

Hmu jon ill play even though you removed my wrap from the game

 

Handedness: I can jerk off with either no problem

Build(s): Long, Tan, and Handsome

Position: If my thumb is in someone's ass I'm happy

What colour is your dick? 8 inches

What do you order on your pizza? Whatever my mom gets

Blue cheese or ranch with wings? white people smh

Amateur POV or Studio? Anime

 

Just here looking for love...

 

Handedness: i can do both, I'm pretty much amphibious

Build: i got a 0.69% body fat and hit the gym once a week

Position: as long as I'm getting the kill idgaf what position Kills A Kill - baby

What colour is your dick? White, 5 inches, but its a beefy 5 inches

What do you order on your pizza? just tomato sauce, not trying to fill up so when i drink i can get drunk faster

Blue cheese or ranch with wings? ranch is for guys who like anal, so ranch

Amateur POV or Studio? POV, i like to watch it in the mirror with my laptop behind me so i feel like I'm actually in the video

 

Not interested, Jonny but thanks anyway for the invite.

 

I don't care what anyone says you're the best community guy here.

 

Studio

 

8=D

 

Wow i’m honoured, and its @vxWoytkiw8xv but i’m sure that bitch ass n......nevermind is banned for being a bum