All league records.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to celebrate an achievement.

CHL record is 104PIM by Poooch in season 2.
AHL record is 140PIM by xo Super in season 22.
NHL record is 126PIM by BillyThaSquid in season 18.

THOSE RECORDS ARE PAST NOW. AT HIS FIRST SEASON IN THE LEAGUE.
IM SEAN AVERY GOT THE ALL-TIME ALL-LEAGUE RECORD OF 142PIM IN A REGULAR SEASON.

Most of thoses records were held by scrubs, but Im Sean Avery is in a class apart. Without is last game where he fight is way to the record, he help his team getting wins against top clubs of the league all season, he had a decent 2PPG, an +- of +1/GP, and a positive records of 14-6-2.

Reaching by the phone by our reporter Ryan Baker, Im Sean Avery declare this:

RB: "Sean, what a season, for a rookie like you, how it is to break a record dating from season 2?"

SA: "It's been a hell of a season, wanted to make my place in this league. Guy like me that never got drafted and sign as a free agent, nobody expect nothing from you, so you gotta fight hard to prove them that you belong and deserve to be in this league. Im not the one that will score 10goals in a game, I had to make my place by getting momentum, and giving safety to the players playing with me."

RB: "Most players think that this record is a shame for the league, what do you have to say to them?"

SA: "Well for sure it's a shame for them, will you tell the little unsecure mom that driving at 90mph on the highway is alright? For sure she will say it's dangerous and against the law because she will never have the courage to do it, but for a guy like me 90mph is just a cruising speed. I think most guy in the league are scared to fight because they are like the unsecure mom, they are scared to fight because they got teach that fighting is bad and if you got bullied all you had to do is nothing and tell the teacher. Thoses players dont understand life, thats not how it work, you gotta be tough or die."

RB: "Very interesting, what are your expectation for the playoff? Are you planning to fight in every game?"

SA: "I would like that! But in the playoff it's different hockey, you can't just charge centerice anybody because they don't wanna fight you like in the season, even with a 3-0 leads Fans are crazy and momentum can change as fast as a girl stop blowing when you press of her head. Everyone think that I'm a bad player because of my PIM, I will show them that I can be way better than them. I might not get 5points a game, but I will shut them down and help my team to go to the cup, it will be hard with the loss of @Buck McDowell that got injured while fighting a bear in Montana last week, so we got to be even better in defense."

RB: "With a bear? That man must be crazy.. I know it's far from here, but last question, are you expecting to be draft in the NHL for the next season?"

SA: "He sure is, man was doing BBQ after a beautiful week of hunting and the bear wanted to have a piece of it, rules #1, never try to steal Buck's food, it's even worse if he had to hunt it. About that draft, that's not my priority at the moment, I try to focus on the playoff to help my team to have a good run. I think most GM will go for high scoring players, defense wins championship but offense sell tickets, hockey is a business and they know it. I maybe got a chance to get draft in the third round 88th overall, I would really like that, but I have some good friends in the CHL that are willing to play with me, so Im not worried about the draft."

RB: "Thanks Sean, good luck to you and the Shawinigan Cataractes!"

SA: "Thanks."

 

Fuck you.

 

@Nightmare xX @Draisaitl 29

 

@LXIXSixtyNine69 is proud of u

 

Pre-mature celebration here... NHL and AHL still have 3 or 4 games left to be played. Someone go on a penalty taking spree this week and catch this guy lol

 

All up to you @l8l Daz l8l. You are the closest one with 54 mins.

 

I guess we are told to set attainable goals..

 

Who the fuck cares

 

Who the fuck is this guy?

 

https://www.leaguegaming.com/forums.../league&action=league&page=game&gameid=466666

Im glad I could be a part of the game where you surpassed the record for being the biggest asshole.

 

Thanks @Coach Denham its very appreciated.

 

He's Sean Avery, duh.

 

Captain obvious.

 

@D4N USA

Gotta be HTH

 

Can actually confirm he's not HTH
ECU'd for me, he's french (hence his awful sentence structure in that .. interview?)

 

Who the fuck are you