Game of Thrones Season 4 Discussion Thread [SPOILERS]

Its back! Season 4, Episode 1 of the best TV show to ever grace living rooms the world over just aired hours ago, kicking off what will be the most intense season yet, and perhaps the best television season ever to air. Questions, comments, clarifications and predictions are welcome here, but if you spoil future events I will make sure Tris bans you for life. BUT, IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING, ANYTHING THAT HAS ALREADY AIRED IS FAIR GAME FOR DISCUSSION, so if you wander in here behind, you're going to have a bad time. So without further ado...

Season 4, Episode 1 "Two Swords"
- Tywin Lannister melts down Ice, Ned Stark's longsword :neutral: :cry:
- Jamie receives one of these two swords, refuses Tywin's order to quit the Kingsguard and is disowned
- Tyrion greets the Dornish party coming north for the Wedding
- Oberyn Martell (The Red Viper :grin gets it on with 2 women and another man, then gives the s to two Lannister troops before meeting and conversing with Tyrion. "The Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts." :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
- Dany gets eaten out by her dragons. Some stupid ass Grey Worm-Daario Naharis bet shit.
- Tyrion gets rebuffed by Sansa and stuff.
- Tyrion can't get hard in front of Shae, what a . Someone overhears...
- Jamie gets a golden hand, and has no such hard-on troubles, but Cersei's cooch is drier than the Mojave (Lancel, Kettleblack, Moonboy).
- Ygritte and TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE meet Styr, the Magnar of Thenn. He's a bit of a badass.
- Jon Snow, aka [MENTION=7593]Gary Garoo[/MENTION], is tried for his wildling escapade. Everyone's favorite stick, Janos Slynt, is now at the wall (he's got friends at court). Aemon saves the day and gets his dick wet.
- Margaery and Olenna Tyrell get ready for the Wedding, and are visited by Brienne of Tarth. Brienne tells Marge-barge that Renly was pooped on by Shadowbaby Stannis.
- Joffrey is still a cunt, what else is new. Jamie ponders...
- Daario picks flowers like a . Dany encounters the first of 163 dead slave children on crosses pointing the way to Mereen. Remember dis.
- Brienne and Jamie talk about Jamie's oath towards the Stark children. Sansa encounters DONTOS HOLLARD, drunkbro from Episode 1 of Season 2 fame.
- Arya and the Hound meet an old friend of Arya's ("What the fuck's a Lommy?"). We learn that the Hound really likes chicken. Arya watches the Hound go ham and then trolls the shit out of Polliver.

Next week? Put on your good fucking panties. Shit will get wild.

 

top 5 show for me right here

 

BOOK READERS:

Highlight to read. Also, if you haven't read, start reading.

 

Arya gets her toothpick back, and immediately puts it to good use.

 

i couldn't get hard for that triangle faced broad either.

#teamstannis

 

she would get it.

 

Seems like someone added onto Jamie's white book entry while no one was looking...

 

False.

 

This thread need the classic..

 

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Season 4, Episode 2 "The Lion and The Rose" coming soon... :mrgreen:

 

Thank god he is fucking dead!

 

Up next on the hit list: @Gary Garoo Lannister

For everyone who hasn't read the books, who do you think did it?

 

The jester, he looks like a sneaky fella.