LG Confessional

I masturbate before games.

 

Real talk, real struggles.

 

I've claimed my internet went out on club mates while I went to fuck a girl on tinder.

 

I once masterbated to completion during a two minute elbowing minor.

 

I don't have gold or NHL 15. I just signed up to fuck some team over.

 

Dallas didn't have enough 09 legends on the team anyways.

 

Plagiarized. I'll be calling the principle. You are expelled. Have a good life kid.

 

I am Nutty of Sports !!

 

One time I submitted AK27's roommate Tim to "The List" which is a Facebook group in Canada that tracks pedophiles and is run by a questionable character known as Monster Hunter Mike. People that know him saw him on there and SNAPPED, and eventually they took his picture/made up story down. Was hilarious, but the worst thing I may have ever done.

 

[MENTION=6396]I iR GHOST I[/MENTION] [MENTION=6738]jakeypoobear[/MENTION]

 

Niemi l31l's grandma blu blu blu'd in liptons chicken noodle soup.

 

I ip00ted Gary Garoo when he as about to win his 600th shoutout

 

No problem bro lol

 

I once masterbated to completion watching Skid Markie masterbate to completion during a two minute elbowing minor....

while [MENTION=10532]Gibsons 12 Year[/MENTION] cheered me on

 

Too bad this isn't a VHL confessional, 'cause fuuuccckkkk would I have a story to tell.

 

I pudd wrestle so much in the shower I now get hard when it rains

 

Audacity Trade Block, Season 17

"Please don't trade me any squeaky voiced kids, it's hard to play this game with an erection."

 

I only say that cause there small hands make my junk look comparable to a porn stars.

 

I once decided to make a tag and become a CHL GM. I just pretended that I was 14 and talked with my chin down in my interview to sound squeaky and no one knew (Just shows you how inept the league staff is). I even had multiple conversations with brodie, I would ask him stupid questions via voice messages and he always answered swiftly and accurately. The D pair of me and [MENTION=3964]x 0dieeee[/MENTION] with @I ir host I in net and lead our team to the Memorial cup finals where IR ghost let in 6 goals to Kariyas and I beat up cakes second tags and we lost. It was also really hard for us to schedule playoffs with odie fitting in 7 playoff games a week. I even applied for ownership on my second tag, figured I would have a shot as a well respected CHL GM. Then I could trade rape my second tag and have it disappear only to start up another CHL GM tag and repeat the process next season. But then I got a job taking helicopters to islands with car commercial models and I couldn't execute. Luckily my son IR ghost wrecked the AHL in homage to my legacy as the greatest snake of all time.

I also had a fleet of inactive accounts across the league in training camps so I could get access to teams locker rooms and spy on them. The New England Patriots have nothing on me.

 

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