Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a scorching critique of the worst goaltending performances from week 3 of the LG AHL. These masked marvels have managed to turn the crease into a shooting gallery, leaving their teams stranded and fans shaking their heads in disbelief. Without further ado, let's dive into the abysmal statistics of the 10 goalies who couldn't stop a beach ball if their lives depended on it. Prepare for an avalanche of fiery roasts! @MnSn1PeR651 - APR: 36.1, Rec: 1-2-0, GAA: 4.00, S%: 66.7, SO: 0 MnSn1PeR651, your goaltending skills are like a blindfolded squirrel trying to juggle flaming torches. With a goals against average of 4.00, it's clear that stopping pucks is as foreign to you as rocket science. Your save percentage of 66.7% is a shining example of how often you manage to let the puck slip through your legs. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of victory. It's a wonder you even managed to win a single game with your feeble attempts at goaltending. @l Shaner l - APR: 38.1, Rec: 0-3-0, GAA: 3.81, S%: 71.8, SO: 0 l Shaner l, your goaltending performance is like watching a slow-motion replay of a train wreck. With a goals against average of 3.81, it's clear that opponents see your net as a buffet where they can feast on goals. Your save percentage of 71.8% is a feeble attempt at stopping pucks, as the majority seem to slip past you with ease. Zero shutouts? It appears that the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of a comeback. Your goaltending skills are more leaky than a sieve, and it's painful to watch. @NeedXSave69 - APR: 42.3, Rec: 0-3-0, GAA: 5.18, S%: 68.8, SO: 0 NeedXSave69, it's clear that you need more than just saves to salvage your goaltending reputation. A goals against average of 5.18 is like an open invitation for opposing players to light the lamp at will. Your save percentage of 68.8% is a testament to your ability to let pucks slip through your grasp like greased lightning. Zero shutouts? It seems you're more interested in auditioning for a sieve commercial than actually keeping the puck out of the net. Your goaltending performances are more predictable than a bad punchline, and it's no wonder your team struggles to find success. @Duckyy315 - APR: 42.9, Rec: 2-1-0, GAA: 3.00, S%: 69.0, SO: 0 Duckyy315, despite your slightly better record, your goaltending skills still leave much to be desired. With a goals against average of 3.00, it's clear that opponents find scoring against you as easy as shooting fish in a barrel. Your save percentage of 69.0% is a mediocre attempt at keeping pucks out of the net, as more often than not, they find a way past you. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of consistent goaltending. Your performances are like a roller coaster ride—full of ups and downs, but ultimately ending in disappointment. @Jarry x l35l - APR: 45.0, Rec: 0-2-1, GAA: 4.41, S%: 77.6, SO: 0 Jarry x l35l, your goaltending skills are as inconsistent as the weather forecast. A goals against average of 4.41 showcases your inability to provide steady and reliable netminding. Your save percentage of 77.6% may give a glimmer of hope, but it's clear that when it matters most, pucks find their way past you with ease. Zero shutouts? It appears that your ability to keep the puck out of the net is about as reliable as a broken promise. Your performances are a roller coaster of frustration for your team, leaving them wondering if they can ever depend on you. @NOT3ZZ - APR: 45.0, Rec: 0-2-0, GAA: 5.50, S%: 70.3, SO: 0 NOT3ZZ, your goaltending skills are about as effective as trying to plug a leak with a paper towel. A bloated goals against average of 5.50 is an open invitation for opposing players to have a field day. Your save percentage of 70.3% is a weak attempt at keeping the puck out of the net, as it often finds a way past you with ease. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of consistent goaltending. Your performances are like a bad horror movie—predictable and full of disappointments. @BigBodyMoose - APR: 45.3, Rec: 0-3-0, GAA: 3.67, S%: 75.0, SO: 0 BigBodyMoose, your goaltending efforts are like watching a slow-motion replay of a turtle trying to outrun a cheetah. With a goals against average of 3.67, it's clear that you're more of a welcoming committee for opposing players than a formidable presence in the net. Your save percentage of 75.0% is a half-hearted attempt at keeping pucks out, as they often find their way past you with ease. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of a defensive backbone. Your performances are as underwhelming as a cup of lukewarm coffee, leaving your team desperate for a real spark. @EagleMVP - APR: 46.3, Rec: 0-2-1, GAA: 6.29, S%: 66.1, SO: 0 EagleMVP, your goaltending skills are nothing short of an epic catastrophe. Your goals against average of 6.29 is a testament to your ability to serve up more goals than a bakery on a busy day. With a save percentage of 66.1%, it's clear that stopping pucks is as elusive to you as finding a needle in a haystack. Zero shutouts? It appears that the only thing you've managed to shut out is any hope your team had of a victory. Your performance between the pipes is like a train wreck in slow motion—painful to watch and impossible to look away. @Keenis VII - APR: 46.8, Rec: 2-4-0, GAA: 3.67, S%: 73.2, SO: 0 Keenis VII, despite your slightly better record, your goaltending performances are as shaky as a leaf in a storm. With a goals against average of 3.67, it's clear that opponents see your net as a target they can hit with ease. Your save percentage of 73.2% is a modest attempt at keeping pucks out of the net, but it's not enough to inspire confidence in your abilities. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of consistent goaltending. Your performances are like a broken record, repeating the same disappointing outcome game after game. @XxbeastinshotxX - APR: 47.0, Rec: 0-5-0, GAA: 6.93, S%: 65.3, SO: 0 XxbeastinshotxX, your goaltending efforts are a masterclass in futility. A jaw-dropping goals against average of 6.93 is a testament to your ability to turn even the most average shooters into scoring machines. Your save percentage of 65.3% is a feeble attempt at stopping pucks, as they find their way past you with ease. Zero shutouts? It seems the only thing you're shutting out is any hope your team had of a competent goaltender. Your performances are like a horror show for your teammates, leaving them wondering if they'll ever have a chance at victory. And there you have it—a relentless onslaught of roasts directed at the 10 worst goaltenders in LG AHL Week 3. These masked marvels have showcased their ability to let pucks fly past them with ease, leaving their teams in despair and their opponents celebrating. May they find solace in the fact that they've mastered the art of goaltending incompetence and inspire future generations of goalies to strive for better.
