First off I’m not trolling. Your review is final. If you don’t like it suck my dick. Going to keep it very simple for all you Simps. If you’re worthy of being on a free contract I will put worthy next to your name. If you’re unworthy you’re getting a and likely some unkind word(s). Ducks @TouchMee1069 dog Coyotes @NotStick -hope @Yicky Numbahs is on forward otherwise you’re getting the Bruins @PureRippin -Worthy Sabres @BlueLineKing7 -worthy Flames @Lingross -worthy Hurricanes @JClaus33- worthy Hawks @LemeIin -worthy Avalance @Karmuh x 86 -worthy Jackets @VVaGs82- worthy but Stars @BUFFALO STAR 23 -worthy Wings @ICExCREAMxTRUCK - you’re a disgrace to ice cream. Oilers @JxHaTch24x - who in the blue hell are you? Panthers @l3l Ray l8l - worthy but Kings @Sejje - worthy but only because it’s his year Wild @NINETY ElGHT - worthy Canadiens @Gabseh - worthy froggy Predators @JC Enterprise - worthy so long as he never plays Rd And does everything. Devils @TheHeroicDuck - worthy Islanders @Matt4for4 - who da fook are you? Rangers @Wes3163 - Senators @x TERRY x 77 - worthy froggy Flyers @Melvin x 94 - worthy wrap around froggy Penguins @KovaIchuk x 17- worthy Sharks @SweetLou9208 - Lead the league in TOA, last in the league in scoring. GAMES GOOD 69! RiPanda Seattle @Remi l9l - worthy Blues @DomSquad100 - Bolts @Arctic Blur - worthy Leafs @Dumbeast1254 - worthy Canucks @DADDYRIDESBIKE - your tag gives me every single strain of Rona Golden Knights @xOgLowkeyyx - your tags almost worse than the shit stain above you. Capitals @Il VENOMx - You’ve been playing 6s since nhl 09 and you still suck more man meat than @Proud Gay Dad Jets @l Ringy l97l - worthy If you all hate this and @SweetLou9208 throw me a winner or a thumbs up.
Just break your controller and never buy a new one again. You might actually be more useful that way.
