Put on notice

This league needs a re-kindled flame, and I'm not talking about the LGBT candle lighting. There are five players who really just deserve a pussy punch, so I am here to declare a bounty on these players. The first one to injure them (in a league match) and show me proof via video format will receive 5,000 HUT pucks an injury.

The following five players are on the list:

1. Bass l19l - Forward - Calgary: This guy straight up smells like a fish. You know what else smells like fish? The word starts with a P. Someone put this guy through the end boards so hard that he forgets the words to his homeland's anthem. Wee. Wee. (Value: 5000 HUT Pucks)

2. Rammered - D - San Jose: I don't know who this guy hired for an agent, but he should be shot on sight. An XBL gamertag named after a commonly used phrase in the porn industry is not the way to go. Someone put this guy back into whoever's hole he came from. (Value: 5000 Hut pucks)

3. Frisky Q Kumber - Winger - New Jersey: The only thing cool about this cat is the cucumber he pleasures himself with. Put him out of his misery and back to the vegetable blender where he belongs. (Value: 5000 HUT pucks)

4. x Nemzer x 89 - Winger - Boston: I'm willing to sick the Irish Mafia on this guy. Take out this tranny nympho before he leads the LBGT third reich. (Value: 5000 HUT pucks)

5. SpaceJamXVII - Center - Toronto: He slams more butthole than Peter North. Because of this fact, someone needs to slam him into the end boards. End. His. Life. (Value: 5000 HUT pucks)

6. Rampage69 - Center - Phoenix: Some call Phoenix the hottest city in America. Rampage69 is the hottest person on the Coyote team. Not because of his sexual suave, but because of how big of a flamer he is. This known fact puts him on our hit list. (Value: 9000 HUT pucks)

You know the game people. You know what to expect. All I have to ask you is.. do you have it in you? Get those videos uploaded.

*Special note: I will take bounty requests. If you have a user you would like to place a bounty on, I will add them to the list. You must exchange them your HUT pucks for payment.

Bounty set: Can you add AGalchenyuk27 to your "bounty list". 5k pucks for first to injure and at least a 5 real second bag. Bonus 10k pucks for first to injure, at least a 5 real second bag and a Constable Collusion player name. His collusion and shenanigans needs to be put to a stop at any cost.

 

10/10 would read again

 

unreal. looks like I need the 6'9er for this job.

 

Needs to be an AHL and CHL edition. Bravo.

 

Good thread.

And, as far as the Frisky comment is concerned, pretty classless. Hope things work out for you, Frisky.

 

Ill do Rampage for free.

 

$10 -- on the face.

 

[video=youtube;-HbehN1LET8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HbehN1LET8[/video]

Awesome

 

Good luck

 

A bounty has been added.

 

Space Jam XVII, TVxCasualty and myself are willing to give 25k pucks to the first person who scores a hat trick on Luke412 in an LG game.

 

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I'd like to offer 5k to the first guy who hipchecks Ozzy in mid-jumpdeke, and/or nails Williams x12x doing a spin move.

 

I don't know what pussy you had... but if it smells like fish give it back.

 

epic thread resurrection.