I decided to start my own team with a few real life friends. With that said, The Dirty Birds are looking for a good number of players. We still need a starting D and G as well as forwards that should get a good deal of playing time. This is basically an old man team, since I can't hang with any of you night owls anymore. Our games will be played earlier (9-12 ET) but we will be active and will try to be competitive. If I don't know you than you must be better than OvenMitts19's mother at cooking in order to make this team. That is to say that you don't have to be elite, but you damn well better make a good baked Mac n Cheese. Good people are welcome but I'm also a proponent of drafting questionable character to build talent. You will be responsible for your own buy-in. Your application must include: Position Availability Perceived skill level (1-10) (this will be used moreso for everyone to just laugh at how highly you rate yourself) Favorite show on Food Network That is all, thank you.
C/RW Whenever as long as I'm not traveling for work 1 Used to watch the late night classics back in high school - Malto Mario followed by Bobby Flay followed by East Meets West with some Asian guy
Position: Skater, benchwarmer, coach is my best position and comes with a playbook. Availability: varies; I'm also old. Skill: -5 seems fair Favorite Food Network Show: Chopped Junior because it gives me hope that one day I could cook. I'm probably going to get the game in a month or two, but I'd be down to play if you're still playing.
Please note that due to the occupancy of the club name "The Dirty Birds" and the capabilities of virtual Doc Emrick to refer to a team as the "Beavers" we are now "The Dirty Beavers." We still need players. Please don't all apply at once.
