The Name Game

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  1. NotoriousFAT 00

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    I'm bored as fuck atm so I decided to write about one of the things that itches my ass more than any loose hair could possibly do. BAD GAMERTAGS! You know them and the obviously disturbed fucks that have created and continue to use them. What drives people to come up with names that are so stupid it actually melts brain tissue. Why do you need that many characters in your tag? Please tell me you didn't just use the randomly generated tag xbox gave you when you were 11 and have decided not to change it.

    THE "L" and "X" guy.

    The use of 'L's" and "X's" before and after a gamertag is one in particular that puckers my anus. I can't imagine the thought process of a "human" (term used loosely) when creating a tag that looks like this. Was this cool at some point? Am I missing something here? Weren't x's somewhat nifty in the 90's? I guess all those exxxxtra letters makes you edgy! See how edgy those x's make my writing? If you are still rocking a cool "L" and "X" tag consider a tall building as a way to help the planet. Too cool bro.

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    UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAMES.

    Please don't hate me because I don't speak your language but why does your gamertag have to be one that can not be vocalized? Again sorry I forgot in your native language of "fuckheadish" your tag is quite beautiful, eloquent and translates to "great at gaming". When you group together letters from the alphabet that simply do not correspond with one another in english you make it impossible to read, comprehend and vocalize. I feel as if you are playing virtual 52 pick up just throwing random characters in the air and seeing what lands. I just can't take another day where I struggle to communicate in a party with a player because their name has numbers in place of letters or 5 Q's and a silent K. A go fund me page should and will be started to get these particular people the help and tag changes they so desperately need.

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    IDENTITY CRISIS.

    Who am I? Where am I? I honestly have no idea as you have now just changed your tag for the 3rd time this month. You are the type of guy that is easily distracted by shiny things, Have way too much disposable income or stole your moms credit card. In any of these cases I don't appreciate your willy-nilly style of changing tags. Believe me when I say changing your name to something topical seems like a great idea in that moment but it's honestly just lighting the beacon of douche bagginess above your head. I'm old and my mind is not a strong as it once was. Your confusing me and it's not as funny.

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    Know one of these people? Wanna give them the shout out? Please feel free to lambast those poor souls right here. Let's face it they deserve it!

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    Please pronounce your name for me....
     
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    Why not change his name to "titty slapper" then?
     
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    Your’s? Is it no to rious fa too? Lol
     
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    I assumed you were a terrible goalie much like me. That's the reason I chose my name as Swiss was taken.
     
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