Week 2 Dumpster Fire Report

The Dumpster Fire Report Card 2

This week around the league we had the chance see some teams true colors. With that being said here is our recap from last weeks report card predictions.

Last Week Predictions:
Colorado Eagles to the 5th seed. (Actual landing spot 8th seed).

Lehigh Valley Phantoms to the 7th seed. (Actual landing spot 8th seed).

Both teams after week 2 came to an end are still down in the dumpster. We did see some life out of Colorado as they moved point wise into striking distance of the division.

The Dumpster Fire of the East: Belleville Senators (Manager JLott0910)

This team doesn't have much talent when looking at the roster. The management crew has made moves to try and get this team up to cup contention but at the end of the day if you don't have any mangers who are actually worth the free contracts its hard to compete in the AHL. This teams upside comes from Maddens26 and JSTO40oz. These two have been doing their job when it comes two getting points and producing for this team this season. But besides that I have little hope for this teams future. We will see next week if this team can climb out of the dumpster fire report.

Projected Seed After Week 3: 8th (Losing hope!!! But as always prove me wrong).

The Dumpster Fire of the West: San Antonio Rampage (Manager HowBadTooBad)

This team made the report this week because of a few reasons. The first reason is due to the management teams fantastic idea to scrub hunt. We all know the slogan " There is no I in team". Well I think the management crew needs to hear it again because they're causing this team to crumble. I understand the idea of the ones playing the other teams threes. But if you don't have a second line that can win than you need the third line to match up with other teams third lines. This team I feel can grab the 4 spot in the division but at the end of the day I feel the team needs to build a stronger 2 line to hold the fort down come playoff time.

Projected Seed After Week 3: 5th (This team had a tough week 2. It will turn for them in week 3).



Manager of the Week: Jacksdawgs and the Heat management crew!!!!!!!
(Guys are killing it and have proved me wrong the entire way!!!!!! Congrats!!!!!

Shoutouts:
Shoutout to the Charlotte Checkers as they played the Wild in a close 5-4 game winning in OT and then right after that game they went onto beat Swickk and the boys 3-1. Markiiss and BladeMan-Dan keep proving why they won a calder last season. Congrats!!!!!

Shoutout to ARoguePineapple and Darkl79l for bring to us another fantastic form of media to help this league become a fantastic staple point for the PSN side!!!!! Thanks guys great work!!!!!!

Teams Close to Making the List:
Americans - Taking some bad loses this week. Need to take the easy points.
Roadrunners - Need something to turn their way as I believe week 3 is a in division week so things could get better.
Stars - If the Stars don't pick up the pace this week. We might see another Moose 2.0 from last season.
Crunch - Team went from top in the division to 4th real quick. I expect some big transactions this week coming up!!!!



Thanks for the read!!!!
See y'all next week on the Dumpster Fire Report!!!
P.S. Im the best to ever play the game.

 

No love for first place team, lame

 

@HowRawTooRaw played 4 games against playoff teams last season. 2 of them were in the playoffs...not surprising at all.

 

They just had a big week and it showed!!!!!

 

Ghost keep up the positive reinforcement @althewall needs every ego boost he can get

 

@Pxnarin stopppp you’re damaging me

 

RIP me :’( atleast i fit perfectly in @xTrav89 backpack

 

LoL GRITTY SAVES chirping me hahahaha, worst player ive seen and had.

 

Stop scrub hunting then.

 

my line played wolfpack & sound tigers this week with our avail ? whos scrubbing ahaha

 

We’re off the dumpster fire list!! Yay!

 

no cap tho rampage deserve this one, we had a rough week.

 

I guys will do better

 

Rampage made some moves I expect them to climb wayy up and challenge for the division

 

No

 

What do you expect to get when you have sharky as a goalie?

 

Damn, calling out my guys jsto and maddens, but leaving me out. No love for me

 

The wolf back are a negative record team. You yeah when u finally played a decent team u lost 6-0 you even lost to the phantoms for crying out loud SCRUB HUNTER.

 

yaaay my team is mentioned....SHOCKER!

 

Yea just like your avail last season when you were able to play two shitty teams at 8:30 and 10:30 but we’re not avail at 9:30 for the good team. You are literally the biggest piece of shit scrub hunter on this site.