Please Vote! Week One “All-Star” Teams

Note: I’m not going to waste my time listing team names/logos/colors for these guys. All these bums have already been or are likely to be traded/waived shortly.

Eastern Conference

First Line

LW: @l Sleatz X 19 l (0-4, 2-4-6 points, -11)

C: @Lehamel97 (0-4, 3-4-7 points, -11)

RW: @iGucciShades (1-3, 0 points, -8) *The only AHL forward to not register a single point (yes that’s including those who only played one game… This dude did it four times, but at least he somehow got carried to a win).

LD: Papa Rob1n (0-4, 1 assist, -11)

RD: @Proud Gay Dad (0-4, 2 assists, -11)

G: @Bcrippsx31 (2-5-1, .641 SV% and 3.96 GAA)

Second Line

LW: @I J x D 81 l (0-4, 5-2-7 points, -11)

C: @McPluggles (0-4, 5-2-7 points, -9)

RW: @BLuuRy_sPh (0-4, 3-2-5 points, -11)

LD: @Ruppr (0-4, 2 assists, -11)

RD: @TyrantOfSicily (0-4, 2 assists, -9)

G: @GBFloww (1-2-1, .696 SV% and 5.22 GAA)

Third Line

LW: @Der Panda71 (0-4, 3-6-9 points, -9)

C: @Brian1591 (0-2-2, 5-1-6 points, -5)

RW: @scorezyy (0-4, 2-4-6 points, -11)

LD: @Carnage7448 (0-4, 2 assists, -9)

RD: @habsfans76 (0-2-2, 3 assists, -5)

G: @T a n k y 94 (3-1, .660 SV% and 4.25 GAA) *How on earth did this guy have a winning record?

Western Conference

First Line

LW: @PfizerMeUp (0-4, 3-2-5 points, -8)

C: @Jude le Polski (0-4, 1-2-3 points, -8)

RW: @BroncosPensJAC (0-4, 1-1-2 points, -8)

LD: @Chxndler x38 (0-4, 0 points, -9)

RD: @xRoyalFlushx911 (0-4, 1 assist, -9)

G: @lCEx35 (2-4-2, .696 SV% and 4.06 GAA)

Second Line

LW: @ZeRo l92l (0-4, 4-3-7 points, -9)

C: @Cxleton (0-4, 2-4-6 points, -9)

RW: @l RISKTAKER l (0-4, 2-6-8 points, -9)

LD: @Alepiro (0-4, 0 points, -8)

RD: @Downtown55 (0-4, 1 assist, -8)

G: @Killtartd (0-5-1, .708 SV% and 4.67 GAA)

Third Line

LW: @xDemon12x (0-3-1, 1-2-3 points, -5)

C: @xJLucas (0-3-1, 4 assists, -12)

RW: @TheZoneBoyZz (0-3-1, 1-3-4 points, -11)

LD: @Jimini x 14 (0-3-1, 0 points, -12)

RD: @SmokinBoddy (0-3-1, 1 assist, -12)

G: @Elegant Mullet (3-3-2, .704 SV% and 3.30 GAA)

Congrats to all of our “All-Stars.” Keep up the good work!​

 

THESE AMERICANS BABY YESSIRRRRRR

 

Congrats! @Ruppr

 

Am I suppose to vote for who would actually win between Eastern/Western or who's the worst?

 

"All these bums have already been or are likely to be traded/waived shortly"

HE SAID WHAT HE SAID BOYS!!!! #BOSSYKNOWSBEST

 

Please add @stev @TheAngryNachos @hotwinglol @LongRodRon @Mt Willard they only went 3-1 this week. Bums

 

#Snubbed

 

This is the only time @Downtown55 will be considered 2nd line material

 

@TRMC BIGMAC snubbed !!

 

I had a good sv ok….

 

Bum stuff

 

Somehow, Noone from my line (including @l Bossy l x 22) did not make this list. I guess that one OTL helped us.

 

Demon made the list. The rest of us were very close.

 

Yes

 

my boy @xDemon12x !!!!!

 

I’d laugh if someone who wasn’t winless made this or is that supposed to be the joke?

 

I’ve been doing posts like these for years regardless of having a miserable season or a Cup winning season lol. A dogshit season for myself was however the initial inspiration behind these, so yes.

 

I respect that lol

 

@DekeoIogist huge snub going 1-2-1

 

It’s truly an honor to finally make this list.