Whos Making Loffs?

I will start by saying that these are the only rankings that matter. I will only be covering the teams making the loffs because they are the only ones that matter and my fingers would be typing a lot of irrelevant information nobody would care about. Anywho here we go.

1. Philadelphia Flyers

This is a solid team, with lots of chem what's not to like? Owners were sleeping and let Gab go for 8.25m when he went for 13m and won the Hart last season and dominated with @xVulpix--- as his LD... that guy is a walking pizzeria. You got @Stewartxlil88 on LD, you got @Tdxbz- on RD were letting @Big Lehk go for 5.25m on RW? You got @Upte-19x who's gonna be a dark horse, I mean what's not to like here! @Catigory Is hella mid but apparently, Lehk's got that 3-year chem so let's wait and see! Well done Philly, WAGON.

2. Pittsburg Penguins

Solid team, I like their RWs, lots of depth. @Wallywallabe literally owns me and he's on their third which is crazy because @Iarkyy literally just straight lines into people and should be on the third, but hopefully, @BLong67- can figure that out before MLB drops. You got @eastons- and @Notusc who are both solid LWs on reasonable contracts and their Cs got some sneaky depth as well. Defense is mid mid mid, but who plays D in LG anymore, you can't fault them here. Goalies are scary but I mean I'm expecting lots of goals from steel city here.

3. New Jersey Devils

I like this team, partially because it's @Memzyy72, but I'm not biased. @Sahzyyy solid as always @Bombxass hopefully figures it out that gold 1T doesn't work anymore, I love their Cs down the pipe very solid, RWs might be an issue for this team because I know @Titan2215 AINT IT. Defense I will not show @Norris Dud any praise as I am simply better, but they got a solid D core minus that @KripticCG contract, gonna need the owners to wake up a little on this one! @KripticCG Gonna need some thoughts on this contract of yours.

4. Buffalo Sabres

Buffalo screams depth WOW! I mean just an absolute playoff force here. You got the Top G on defense with @Scharnyy for 3m on a decent contract, Joff got @UndueCello89926 back as his d-partner, WOW! All of their forwards are solid, and I mean other than Montreal, I think Buffalo has one of the better goalie tandems in the league. ABSOLUTE WAGON!

5. Columbus Blue Jackets

This teams not bad. A few holes to fill on forward, their RWs are decent, I am assuming @mjbenny- will be playing C with @Dodsy x 17 and we all know he's an alien on the sticks. Not sure how good @GoalieGodz is anymore but hopefully good enough for that contract. Solid defense, with @JuicedWRLD999 in net whos stud. Good squad.

6. Tampa Bay Lightning

I highkey think this team is a sleeper...I mean could you have not gone anymore cheaper on LWs @SelkeSean Down the middle they look solid and I really like @Samyyy 97 for 3.5m solid contract. The defence really sticks out for me on this team though. @stammerchel is solid with some cheaper guys like @Loopxr- That contract on @thexgreatx8x is kinda scary though. With Sean playing as a third defenceman I think they will be defensively responsible with scoring threats on their wings.

7. Toronto Maple Leafs

@Love-_2_-Rag and @Kesselysnipes420 did a solid job in bidding and I think this team has lots of potential. @ZachJpQc_ @nymmy75 and @SgtAndyBoy are three solid Cs that I think will be a huge help with this team. @llaytxn is solid with a scoring touch and I think @MaX_BeAsT_Max will be a good complementary player for either Rag or Nym. LDs seem like a little bit of a problem for the leafs, but with how bidding worked it's kind of expected. But a possible upgrade in net would be good with this team too.

8. New York Rangers

This team is not terrible. A few overpaid contracts, but they wanted the core of Vendetta to stick and build around including @o Grxndzy @bwubzz @Kingerr_- and @Hedmxnn. I think their C depth isn't bad @Sakxc- is solid for a 750k contract. I believe this team could upgrade either a LW or RW and even the possibility of exploring an RD or G. All around solid depth, with some solid chemistry built in.

These are the 8 teams I see making playoffs, I don't know the playoff format if it's T8 teams or divisions T4 from each but this is who I currently see making it with the changes I listed. I did not proof read my work. Sorry for the spelling mistakes.

 

Wow first person to put the Jackets in their top 8 W Brisky

 

This is a winning comment. Gosh, I'm biting my lip.

 

Fabulous work. For some reason you didn't state I'm your best bud in the CBJ write-up.

 

Didn't think Id have to include that. Clearly, you're thinking we are no longer best buds?!

 

@lamchaos1983 @Newt x 89 @IIBasi @l-bidas-l @yurlocal-shooter you guys are going 27-0-1 just for the rest of us to absolutely STINK sorry

 

Zip it, Noah Dobson isn't to happy with you.

 

Noah Dobson deciding to be Casey Cizikas this season is the real crime here

 

Rags!!!!

 

That's newly acquired Bo Horvat to you BUDDY!

 

Brisky is still mad I said his 6 mil contract at LD was terrible. And it was.. horrific. Obviously.. switched off D

 

I would like a large pepperoni, with garlic bread sticks, and garlic dipping sauce. Please don't throw my pizza. Thanks.

 

Where the canes at??

 

this one is crazy LMAOOO

 

The bottom. Where they belong. #TakeWarning

 

Funny

 

Is @xVulpix--- going to save the day?

 

My thoughts you ask? ..... Shiii I'm getting paid.

 

i think you forgot the cats

 

Can you pay for my groceries