Attention, hockey fanatics! It's time to give a standing ovation to the unsung heroes of the rink—the defensemen! These brave warriors guard the net, make opponents cry, and occasionally sneak in a goal just to show off. Get ready to chuckle as we unveil the top 10 defensemen of the week in LG's universe! @d Ascend b - Watch out, folks, because d Ascend b is rising like a soufflé on the ice! With an impressive APR of 85.0 and a flawless 3-0-0 record, he's been defending like a boss. And that +18 rating? It's like he's wearing a force field around him, making opposing players bounce off helplessly. @Matt4for4 - This LD is like a magician with a hockey stick, making the puck disappear from opponents' reach. With an APR of 84.9 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, Matt4for4 has been putting on a defensive show. Plus, his +18 rating suggests that he's been casting spells on the opposing forwards, leaving them bewildered and frustrated. @DADDYRIDESBIKE - When it comes to defending, this RD pedals through opponents like a Tour de France champion! With an APR of 82.3 and a 2-0-0 record, DADDYRIDESBIKE has been a cycling dynamo on the blue line. His +10 rating proves that he's been tireless in shutting down attacks and leaving opponents gasping for breath. @l Mooosey l - Moose alert! This RD is trampling over opponents like a wild beast on the loose. With an APR of 81.8 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, l Mooosey l has been a towering force on defense. His 5 points demonstrate that he's not afraid to charge forward and contribute offensively, all while leaving a trail of destruction in his wake with a solid +8 rating. @BALLZY15 - Don't be fooled by the name; BALLZY15 has the courage of a thousand lions on the blue line. With an APR of 80.0 and a 2-0-0 record, this LD has been making opponents quiver in their skates. Scoring 4 points in just 2 games, BALLZY15 shows that he's got the offensive flair to match his defensive prowess, all while maintaining a cool +10 rating. @Ruppr - Get ready for some defensive magic with this LD. With an APR of 79.2 and a 2-0-0 record, Ruppr has been conjuring up spells to shut down opponents. Sure, he might not have the highest point total, but his +5 rating suggests that he's been putting opposing players in a trance, making them forget how to score. @I Splinter77 I - Sometimes, a defenseman's job is to be a silent ninja, quietly foiling opponents' plans. That's where I Splinter77 I comes in. With an APR of 77.9 and a 2-0-0 record, he may not have scored any points, but his +2 rating tells us that he's been stealthily disrupting plays, leaving the opposition scratching their heads. @miserable - Despite the name, this RD has been far from miserable on the ice. With an APR of 77.4 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, miserable has been a grumpy force to be reckoned with. His 4 points and +13 rating prove that he's been bringing both offense and defense, making opponents miserable instead. @Buck McDowell - Buckle up, folks, because Buck McDowell is here to protect and serve on the blue line. With an APR of 76.9 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, he's been dishing out justice to opposing forwards. Although he's only scored 2 points, his +8 rating suggests that he's been locking down attackers and making them question their life choices. @BimmSauce - Last but not least, we have BimmSauce, the sauciest defenseman in town. With an APR of 76.5 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, he's been spicing up the game on both ends of the ice. Notching 4 points, including a goal, BimmSauce brings flavor to defense while maintaining a tasty +13 rating. So, there you have it, folks—the top 10 defensemen of the week in LG's world. These hockey heroes have been spinning, slashing, and shutting down opponents with style and finesse. Stay tuned for more mind-boggling defensive plays, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few unexpected offensive surprises from these blue line Avengers!
