LGAHL Week 2 Top 10 D #Chatgpt

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  1. M4CK EH

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    Who's Hot - Defense

    1. @Bilal I96l - Bilal I96l is rocking the defense like a boss! With an APR of 81.9 and an impeccable 3-0-0 record, this right defenseman is a force to be reckoned with. He's so good at defending, he makes the opponents question their life choices. His 5 points and 0 goals might not scream offensive prowess, but his +10 rating is like a gold medal in defense. He's like a human wall, blocking pucks with the precision of a ninja.

    2. @Tookiiieee - Tookiiieee is taking defense to a whole new level of awesomeness! With an APR of 79.6 and a flawless 3-0-0 record, this left defenseman is making opponents cry for their mommies. He's got moves that would make a breakdancer jealous and defensive skills that could rival an army tank. His 2 points and 1 goal may not seem like much, but his +6 rating is proof that he's the ultimate defensive ninja.

    3. @patsway - patsway is paving the way for defensive domination! With an APR of 78.6 and a solid 2-0-0 record, this right defenseman is like a superhero with a hockey stick. He's faster than a speeding bullet and tougher than a hockey puck. His 4 points and 0 goals might not make opponents quake in their skates, but his +3 rating is like a secret weapon against the enemy. He's like a hockey fortress, keeping the net safe and secure.

    4. @NotoriousFAT 00 - NotoriousFAT 00 is proving that big things come in small packages, especially when it comes to defense! With an APR of 78.3 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, this left defenseman is like a chihuahua with the heart of a lion. He's small, but his defensive skills are larger than life. His 3 points and 0 goals might not seem impressive, but his +10 rating is like a slapshot to the face for anyone who dares challenge him. He's like a little tornado, wreaking havoc on the ice.

    5. @Jack Foxwell - Jack Foxwell is foxy on the ice when it comes to defense! With an APR of 78.3 and a flawless 3-0-0 record, this left defenseman is as cunning as a fox and as fierce as a grizzly bear. His 5 points and 0 goals might not make him a scoring sensation, but his +12 rating is proof that he's the king of defense. He's like a ninja, silently and effortlessly shutting down opponents' attempts to score.

    6. @xBerryMaPole - xBerryMaPole is pricking opponents' dreams with his defense! With an APR of 77.7 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, this right defenseman is as sharp as a cactus and as relentless as a bulldog. His 4 points and 1 goal might not make him an offensive superstar, but his +6 rating is like a barbed wire fence that opponents can't get past. He's like a thorny rose, beautiful to look at but painful to touch.

    7. @Brian1591 - Brian1591 is painting a masterpiece of defense on the ice! With an APR of 76.8 and a flawless 3-0-0 record, this left defenseman is like an artist with a hockey stick. His 4 points and 0 goals might not be the most impressive stats, but his +5 rating is a work of art in itself. He's like a Picasso of defense, creating masterpieces by shutting down opponents' scoring chances.

    8. @Clamonttt - Clamonttt is the definition of defensive coolness! With an APR of 76.4 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, this left defenseman is as smooth as butter and as solid as a rock. His 3 points and 1 goal might not make him a scoring sensation, but his +8 rating is like a protective force field around the net. He's like an ice-cold cucumber, keeping his cool while opponents panic.

    9. @OPX xtrem - OPX xtrem is extremely talented when it comes to defense! With an APR of 76.2 and a flawless 3-0-0 record, this right defenseman is making opponents question their life choices. His 2 points and 0 goals may not be the flashiest, but his +8 rating is proof that he's a defensive wizard. He's like a magician, making opponents' scoring chances disappear into thin air.

    10. @McCarty I25I243 - McCarty I25I243 is making defense look easy-peasy lemon squeezy! With an APR of 76.0 and a perfect 3-0-0 record, this right defenseman is a master of making opponents' lives miserable. His 3 points and 0 goals might not seem like much, but his +7 rating is like a neon sign flashing "No entry" to opponents. He's like a bouncer at a nightclub, keeping out anyone who tries to score.
    These defensemen are standing tall, blocking shots, and making life miserable for opposing forwards. They're the guardians of their team's net, the protectors of the blue line, and the kings of defense. Keep an eye on these defensive dynamos as they continue to showcase their skills and frustrate their opponents!
     
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    Why is this program talking about my "small package"? Not only is this embarrasing but hurtful.
     
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    this murican defense
     
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