S23 Midway Point Special Awards

The AHL Ovechkin Award
Awarded to the player who plays the most like Ovechkin (Most Goals per Assist)
1. @Givens43 35G 10A (3.5x)
2. @Jewfus16 33G 15A (2.2x)
3. @VoltageFusion 27G 14A (1.9x)

The Trooper Award
Awarded to the Player who has suffered the worst yet is still playing [(+/-) - Losses]
1. @Noblood777 -81 (-64 +/-) 17 Losses
2. @l-meo_99-l -51 (-40 +/-) 11 Losses
3. @OneTeeOvi -51 (-39 +/-) 12 Losses

The DradaTrain Award
Awarded to the Forward who best exemplifies the Dradatrain [Hits - PIM]
1. @darkdany 150
2. @Distraqted 109
3. @Deets39x 106

The Carry Price Award
Awarded to the Goalie who is carrying their team the most According to this stat [Shots Against - ((1 - SV%) x100)]
1. @Cedrostar76 460
2. @sweetlou-1st 382
3. @Swish054 381

The Pure Playmaker Award
Awarded to the Forward who shoots the least but has the most assists (Assists/Shots) 10 GP min Tiebreaker is who has less Goals
1. @balllzii 34 Assists 41 Shots (0.83) 10 Goals
2. @Tomtom_oui 34 Assists 41 Shots (0.83) 16 Goals
3. @Chxnch- 32 Assists 40 Shots (0.80)

Happy Gilmour Award
Awarded to the player whose shots don't hit the net the most (SA - Shots)
1. @Jewfus16 63 Misses
2. @Too_frenchy4you 63 Misses
3. @Holland98x 55 Misses

Dwayne Glenzky Award
Awarded to the player who Shoots the least (Shots Per Game)
1. @XSMOOTHPAPERX 0.158 SPG
2. @ASAPBenji- 0.167 SPG
3. @Newey Newey 0.222 SPG

The Patient Sniper Award
Awarded to the player who Shoots the least but scores the most (Goals / SPG)
1. @duusters 7.20 (18GP 2G 5 Shots)
2. @Tu-hye 6.00 (18GP 2G 6 Shots)
3. @Stxxmkos- 5.33 (16GP 2G 6Shots)

 

I am truly honored to be in the running for such a prestigious award. People always tell me I play exactly like Ovechkin except much worse in every way imaginable. I'd like to thank @Buckleyx14 for feeding me the puck and my teammates for missing the net the one time per game I actually make a good pass to them. I'd also like to thank EA for leaving NHL 94 controls in the game. I don't know why anyone wouldn't use them; EA nailed it on their first try because every other controller layout has too many buttons. And lastly, I'd like to thank the great city of Tucson and the rest of my teammates. I know I'm shit so thank you for tolerating me.

This would be an amazing award to receive in my final season of the AHL and something I will talk about to my CHL teammates every season until I inevitably fall to the NCAA. Good luck to all the other contenders and thank you @Dradavich .

 

This is good media. I appreciate the awards given in threes because...

 

Oh what a shitty season it has been

 

I love that add of the Happy Gilmour award. Great media Dradavich

 

3 goals. 8 shots. Still patient as ever.

 

@Dradavich Okay. Season is over. Where do I pick up my award?