Comparing EASHL to NBA Players

Anderson Varejao

 

That's a bold statement Colton. Let's see if it pays off.

 

@Stieny is Michael Jordan

 

*Cotton

 

I'd like to go on record and say that I'm Ron Artest (Pre Meta World-Peace) and here's why

 

Can I be Chriz Bosh? Someone make a comparison to Bosh for me when playing With Kodayylmao Lebrun Jaymes. Wade works too

 

I would be a Tristan Thompson type figure

 

Is it because you try to wrap around 20 times a game

 

no u

 

Dwight Howard.

100% drama queen, and isn't any good anymore. Had a few good seasons 5 years ago. Doesn't play well with others.

 

Trying to name yourself results in an automatic DQ, resulting in your name defaulting to Anthony Bennett.

It's almost like the profane name random alias generator in EASHL, except you're always Anthony Bennett.

Cheers,
The EASHLNBA Committee

 

I'm physically incapable of making a standard two hand chest pass.

 

Myself I would like to nominate..

Frankeeeeee - Allen Iverson
- doesn't play the game at all anymore, but still shows up for games... YOU TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE

@SuperMain

 

I am Mo Williams #52 on cavs because hes trash but sometimes has a good game just not very often Ummm @Girgss is Leblob Jamz because when Leblob quit cavs first time Mo Williams cri just like how i cri when Girgs left me in S18 but then reunited and then still sucked (Warriors win gm 7 tonight :O)

@Buddy Roberts is Al Jefferson cos hes black hole and also a fat slob, this 1 was easy

@Bknottz92 is Steven Adams cos he does the dirty work u need 2 b a real team and they both say m8

@bjackedson is Matthew Dellavedova because once we played in LG and he took 3 pealties stop fouling me bro

@Sir Batten is Kevin Martin cause he doesnt even play defense

@Ozzyng2 is Jerry Sloan

@Tris10 is David Stern not cool enuff 2 b Adam Silver sry not sry

@Audacity81 is Chris Birdman Andersen cuz he looks scary irl

@LEFTY (idk how to spell it) is Mike Conley cuz lol idk why just made me laugh

@SJUSoccer9 is Rondo becuz he hates shot loves apples

@Auto Jets is Jared Sullinger coz i have no idea what he does good or bad

@Gala is Mason Plumlee straight trash at the game

ill add more later (am high af irl right now)

 

I'm dirk...had one dominant playoff run to win it all and always put up solid numbers in the other seasons

 

No you're Anthony Bennett

No you're Anthony Bennett

No you're Anthony Bennett

No you're Anthony Bennett

No you're Anthony Bennett

 

anthony bennetts r everywhere

 

I'm Anthony Bennett

 

@Boany - Larry Bird

 

@Fostxr is is James Harden, no hustle

@GB521 is Lebron James circa 2008, can't win by himself so he joins the dynasty (aka me) on San Jose

@AcesCracked17 is Coach Lue, guy sucks at the game but inherits a sick team and everyone thinks he's the GOAT

@OvenMitts19 is Russel Westbrook because he has an appreciation for the finer fashion statements avaliable in EASHL NHL 16

I'm anthony Bennett

@x Braydenn is JR Smith, relitavely average player that gets carried to a championship and sometimes does cool tricks

@JT l91l is Chris Bosh circa 2009, played with Lebron (@Jemima ) and Wade (@FlashDavin ) and was just kinda there

@HolyMolyGoalie1 is Andrew Bogut because when he doesn't play the Sharks get first rounded

@sbdr91 is Draymond Green, always taking cheap shots