So seeing that a lot of people are throwing their opinion out there and trying to contribute with media pieces to not make this LG thing feel like such a hassle, I decided to throw mine into it as well. I think everyone is a little biased in every piece of media so getting different perspectives is always fun. I will divide this into each division and unlike many in the past, I will also talk about my team, cause the Sharkies are for real and I’ll debate that with any of you fucks out there. Western Pacific Division 1. San Jose Sharks 2. Anaheim Ducks 3. Vegas Golden Knights 4. Los Angeles Kings 5. Edmonton Oilers 6. Calgary Flames 7. Arizona Coyotes 8. Vancouver Canucks Anaheim Ducks Owner: @xXAucoin1Xx GM: @V1P3R2106 AGM: @kg3inOTT Projected Lines: @Mesmerize-_- - @V1P3R2106 - @jeff0012 @Sublime-3 - @Ksteiding1 - @xXAucoin1Xx @Maxx_20 - @Scoring-Aces - @X4x-HaLL-x4x @CrAzYLiiSH – @kg3inOTT @OGPotsie - @Tk3rr1994 @S4l636 - @Niedermayer87 @Proxolol @BroadwayCJ97 @Sublime-3, @Ksteiding1 and Aucoin are back together… Who would have thought? Again this year Aucoin gives himself a chance to be at the top of the division with 3 well balanced lines on offense. @CrAzYLiiSH should be a perfect match to kg3inOTT, he is definitely not @SkillzPayBills3, but nonetheless a forward that could put in in the back of the net with a decent vision. The transition should be no problem there. OGPotsie is a steady guy and should be able to have another solid season. Aucoin brought back @BroadwayCJ97, once a G for the well-known EASHL team “Alumni” had a tough last game in S5, losing to the Sharkies 3rd line in game 6, but he is back for redemption and will once again bring the Quacks to the shoutbox. The starter in net for the Ducks should still be @Proxolol who had a strong rookie season going a combined 21-9-3 for them with a 2.25 GAA. Watch out for the Ducks to be a force to reckon with in the “weak” Western Conference. Arizona Coyotes Owner: @Moranaconda GM: @JCpens22 Projected Lines: @Tcx7 – @i9-Stamkos-1i - @MrFrankPompei @JCpens22 - @Moranaconda – @Oduya_Like_That @Mhook1797 – @Chucky-514? - @Cams__1-2__Punch @dudeman ryo – @Eazy-_-V @pearl19 – @KimOPereZ @FndigBigfootBobo – @atomicstrom13 @a1dirtysouth04 @Dave-habs17 Seasons go by and it just seems like it is the same story for @Moranaconda. He overpays a solid player, hoping for that player to carry the load, signs some of his close buddies, the team has a good time, but in the long run doesn’t manage to surprise anyone and make a run for it all. Their first two lines do not look awful. Rico will not win the Rocket Richard unless @JCpens22 plays C and @i9-Stamkos-1i moves to RW and even then that wouldn’t be the best first line in the division. That would also weaken the depth of an already not so deep roster. I am not quite sure what the plan is for their defense either. Hopefully the fact that Moran is just one of the best dudes on the website will create good chemistry and prove everybody wrong. Their goalie tandem actually looks good, but the defense just doesn’t look strong enough for them to be able to make a difference in my opinion. Nonetheless, good luck this season fellas, bring back LG Hotline @Moranaconda!!! This sleeveless guy gets annoying to watch at times…. Calgary Flames Owner: @x Loops 19 x GM: @Double_brah AGM: @MustachoMexicano Projected Lines: @Semple19 - @Double_brah - @x Loops 19 x @NINETY EIGHT - @SabbyAy - @xShauN88 @Flynnie - @thesophist10 - @Mcinnis666 @Teneur - @L3iggy13iggs @MustachoMexicano - @iDontFck @Full_melt707 - @HOCKEYBRADY4 @zBernatchez @nochance85 Nice try boys, but 6M on @Semple19 ? Really? I believe Rich Theberge is a better C than whoever was on that team last season… Yes that includes you @PercNowitzki041. I do not think they really have a true first liner on the team, whether up front or on D. Team is well-balanced, @Mcinnis666 is actually the only reason Edmonton got some wins late in the season. Defense looks alright, should be able to hold their own. Congrats on that AHL cup @NINETY EIGHT and from the Sharks douchebags that wanted some of the Cudas to get that EGO CHECK, we thank you. @zBernatchez and @nochance85 should be able to win a few games for this squad. Consistency and chemistry will be key for this team to succeed. Edmonton Oilers Owner: @WillRolltide GM: @GonzoArmstrong Unofficial AGM: @matthuot87 Projected Lines: @nismo_l18l - @WillRolltide - @jackD00P @jared2112 - @FlyingRed527 - @BullBreed333 @HogShowUribe - @chicocaron25 - @matthuot87 @Fumancheezy_ - @GonzoArmstrong @Stamkos91 - @OptimusPrimus77 @Man-Bear-Pig – @NRusso317 @ApexPredator724 @Dinezza_77 Surprisingly enough, Edmonton might actually win more than 13 games this season. Lead by @WillRolltide, I actually believe this roster might actually upset some teams in the division and fight for a Wild Card spot going into the playoffs. This is how poor the talent pool is in the West…. I hate admitting that @GonzoArmstrong did a good job. Hopefully he did nothing at all as that would explain a lot. That being said, thanks to you too @jackD00P, who is @crkiller though? @nismo_l18l was sick last season, why did you just hand him to Edmonton @Zubov_x_21? You really think @tactfeezy is a 64 points guy? Shame on you. I don’t know much about @jared2112 and @FlyingRed527, but they cost Edmonton quite a bit of dolla bills and have some pretty good statlines over the years so let’s just assume they’re good right? Because everybody wants to see a successful Edmonton team, whether in real life or virtual hockey…. @matthuot87 secretly runs this team, he will most likely carry a line that will include what seems to be another Frenchy in @chicocaron25 and a “steal” in bidding in @HogShowUribe according to @GonzoArmstrong himself, LG’s most underrated line right there boys. @Fumancheezy_ is a top pair defenseman, but I am not sure they really have much depth at the back end, maybe they split him and Gonzo to have at least 2 solid pairings. Both goalies seem like average old timers making comebacks, we will see how that goes as I was not in the league at the time. We’re cheering for you Oilers…. Los Angeles Kings Owner: @Illyfilly GM: Kev_F88 AGM: GhostMK Projected Lines: @Kymibo – @lllBeNzOlll - @McLxvinn @Kev_F88 - @Illyfilly - @GhostMK @whoboonedya - @Untuchabl - @Jason_23 @pass2tyler - @Mcloughlin93 @Ryudo2337 - @Melanson4 @BigBadWolfert2 - @xGrapeCherry @Faytal_Flow @Kash-kormier The Conference Finalists are back. Once again spending too much money on one guy, but who can blame them after the run they had last season. Unfortunately, I believe @McLxvinn is more of a winger than a center. I wouldn’t break that Kev-Illy-Ghost line, so I thought putting @Kymibo - @lllBeNzOlll and @McLxvinn together might be what works best for them. Apparently @Untuchabl can carry the load on a 3rd line, so let’s hope he can do that for them as they will need to grind games once again this year in order to make a case for themselves as a playoff contender. I loved playing with @Mcloughlin93 but I do not believe he can have the type of season @zDBall had for them last season. @Ryudo2337, @BigBadWolfert2 and @Melanson4 were all solid for whatever reason in the final stretch and made Los Angeles an annoying team to play against. @Faytal_Flow deserved the Calder and the Vezina, but that is my opinion and is one of the reason I got taken off the committee.. Fuck you @OdessaSteps. @Kash-kormier lighted up the AHL so he decided to make sure the red light behind the net would stay flashing as he moved to G this season, interesting decision to say the least. I legit wish @Illyfilly nothing but the worse as the fucker took us out in 5 last season when their whole team knows we outplayed them in at least a couple of those losses we took. Have fun trying to repeat. San Jose Sharks Owner: @radicalapex GM: @v Sloshy AGM: @Perkosaurus13 Projected Lines: @Biologicals- - @v Sloshy - @Wallywallabee @Pelley_ - @PercNowitzki041 - @Marner93 @SiDD_05 - @KingKong35 - @Mattson1980 @YaBoiixJP—o - @Lazy_Pedestrian @radicalapex - @Markis @ct83 - @Markz_51 @Perkosaurus13 @Bbrawler84 Yeah, for a third season in a row, the Sharks will be good and no one will understand why. This is the @radicalapex magic. @v Sloshy brings in his pal @Wallywallabee who “used to be good. Please don’t fuck that one up. @PercNowitzki041 brings AIDS to the squad at 5.25M, but we needed a punching bag so we got him. @Biologicals- is a nice fellow QC that is coming to us from the XBOX side of things, welcome to the good side bud. Then we got the left handed, selfie taking, bearded, ginger LW @Pelley_ who had a sick rookie season carrying the load on a very unimpressive 2nd line. @KingKong35 and @Mattson1980 had tough starts to their S6 campaign, but end the season strong and are looking to bring that back in S7. The YaBoiixLazyP duo is actually awful. But we will make sure to jump deke as often as we can and chirp our teammates as much as possible when they fuck up. @radicalapex is very excited about his new partner @Markis, our 3rd pair is suspect as fuck, but…. @radicalapex is Jack Adams…. So I BELIEVE. @Perkosaurus is the best NOBODY in the league. Guy can carry a team without anyone in the league even knowing who he is and @Bbrawler84 will just club with you anytime you need a G, so be prepared for the LGHL Sharks to be the new LG Kingston Frontenacs in S7. We win the division. Vegas was a fluke. Los Angeles ain’t shit without @JClaus33, bring in the heat boys!!! Vancouver Canucks Owner: @John_Sheldon GM: @mamm7216 Projected Lines: @Hortonx93 - @CanadianKush2121 - @Zam l93l @Jumps x 66 - @L_DominanDo_L – @Boog x 91 @iTsKingJayDee – @HalfVirgin- - @xMagicMan13x @mamm7216 - @John_Sheldon @Psulions32 - @big_orca_killa93 @jayvee028 - @TheBigLebluntski @chadkillz134 @xX-Dom39-Xx The bot took a lot of heat after picking @mamm7216 as his General Manager. Let’s be honest, this came in and people were pointing as this team as the next sub-20 wins team. 2/3 of the “Turd Line” is now here. I have mad love for my boys @iTsKingJayDee and @xMagicMan13x, but they both got overpaid if you ask me. I would have used that money to get a true 1st line center. @Hortonz93 is good with the buttons, @Zam l93l is also good with the buttons. @Jumps x 66 jumps up this season (pun intended) and will should be matched to @L_DominanDo_L who was very good for Vegas last season and to @Boog x 91 who my boy @MPelley25 think very highly of. Hopefully for Vancouver these guys surprise everyone and have a good season. The defense has a lot of question marks, but with the bot as the owner, who knows maybe playing them will be as AIDS as playing AI defensemen…. Let’s just hope so because both goalies are career CHLers. Welcome to the show boys, prove everyone wrong. Vegas Golden Knights Owner: @OdessaSteps GM: @jay6219 AGM: @Flapjack8796 Projected Lines: @jay6219 - @Flapjack8796 - @coorsi88 @LaPlante94 - @Kingbling647 - @JIGGABOO_JONESY @zeffster - @Halakness - @mapleleafs1981 @u_1_2_B_me_ - @OdessaSteps @M1keal – @Nino_Nemasis @Novax_8 – @Titans3393 @j_carlos_44 @jasonx1755 What the fuck BJ? This is the roster you bring to us after winning the division last season. @u_1_2_B_me finally realized that moving to LW was a mistake. Thank God. They will score some goals, but will they be able to not get scored on? They have a sick goalie tandem though, probably one of the best in the division. @Flapjack8796 is a nice guy. @jay6219 can play the hockey quite nicely as well. @coorsi88 needs to repeat as a top 20 in points. @Kingbling647 IP booted but he is back, go figure! I am honestly not sure how these lines will actually be put together, but know that BJ likes his guys to be able to fit on just about every line he puts together so at the end of the day, this team should be good once again. Please suck so that we can be as good as we think we are in San Jose. Thanks in advance. So that was the first part of my highly opinionated write-ups for the upcoming season. Feel free to hate. Love all of my haters anyways. We should see you tomorrow with the Western Central Conference division.
Appreciate the write up, excellent quality. Thanks for the best wishes, we'll see how this season goes.
@YaBoiixJP--o Thanks for the write-up. We are looking forward to this upcoming season. We appreciate your opinion as everyone is entitled to one & we are looking forward on facing you this season & the San Jose Sharks
translated from John Sheldon language - "Your opinion means fuck all to me, we're gonna fkin wreck you for giving us a bad rating m8"
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Vegas Golden Knights projected lines close, but didn't hit the spot correctly. Enough with that, My ban got revoke (Un banned) for a reason. Good write-up though, well done.
Aucoin brought back @BroadwayCJ97, once a G for the well-known EASHL team “Alumni” had a tough last game in S5, losing to the Sharkies 3rd line in game 6, but he is back for redemption and will once again bring the Quacks to the shoutbox. Motivation. #HereComesThe
They're both being worked on at the moment. Just think 1 per day is a good thing. Then next week we'll probably have @JClaus33 rankings and preview. I think media will be fun this season.
