Your Mama...

Your Mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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The Original Your Momma Joke that started it all:

Your mama is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped, and cut her leg....all this gravy started pouring out

FROM WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

 

Your mama is so dumb that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

Your Mama is so ugly she makes onions cry.

 

Your mama is so dumb she heard it was chili out so she took a spoon.

 

Your Mama is so fat, it takes her 2 trips to haul ass!

 

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

 

Your mom is so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

 

your moma is stupid for bringing you to this world. :twisted:

 

your mom is so old she farts out dust

 

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked...

"Hey why the long face?"

 

Your mamas so poor, when I walked into her house and stepped on a ciggerette butt she yelled "Who turned off the heat?".

 

Your momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF

 

Your mama is so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans i was wearing, so I told her Guess, and she said: Tommy Hilfigher?

 

Your mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

 

Your Mama is so fat her bloodtype is Ragu.

 

your momas so fat her back looks like a pack of hot dogs...