Your Mama...

You mama is so fat, she wore a Malcom X shirt, and a helicopter landed on her.

 

Your mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

 

Your mom is so old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.

 

Your Moma is so fat, she uses her mattress as a tampon.

 

Your Mama So Fat, when she steps on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

 

Your Mama is soo fat, she shows up on radar.

 

Your mama is so fat, she eats Wheat THICKS

 

Rather than post my own, here's a link dedicated to your moma. Yourmom.com

 

well that bascially just killed this thread

 

Ahh, what the heck, it's just for fun. Lets keep it going anyway!


Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.

 

your mom is so fat she walked by the TV and i missed an entire episode

 

your mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway

 

Your mama is so stupid, she makes Shush look like a genius :twisted:

and as a pre-emptive strike:

Your mama is so poor, she makes jujimum look like Donald Trump.

 

funniest one yet

 

Your mom is so fat, that when she has sex, she has to give directions!